Everyone knows Mario. You know who I’m talking about, the squat, mustachioed plumber who travels by pipes and stomps on princess-nabbing turtles. He’s the darling of the gaming world, an iconic figure for an entire generation since the 8-bit days or yore. And we all now his attire, the red and blue outfit, initialed cap, white gloves, and gleaming wrist watch. Wait a minute, does Mario wear a watch?
Okay, maybe he doesn’t. But, hypothetically, if Mario did wear a watch, what kind would he choose?
Experts say that the buoyant hero would probably opt for something more suited for physical activity. After all, hurling fireballs, dodging bullets, and jumping over carnivorous plants is bound to induce some wear and tear on your average time ticker. But Mario is also a very visible man, a celebrity of the highest caliber in certain parts of the world, particularly the Mushroom Kingdom. And don’t let his modest occupation in plumbing fool you, he’s a wealthy fellow. I can only assume how many gold coins the man has amassed from saving Princess Toadstool on a regular basis. In light of these facts, Mario would probably choose a watch with a little prestige attached, something elegant. In summation, I think Mario would either own a Swiss Army watch or a Seiko watch. Both watch brands are renown for their quality products, and have lines of watches suited for outdoor exploits and adventures.